WHY Your MAN Cheats on YOU

You’re boring

If you thought women are hard to please, think again. Try this: rush to Soweto and surprise her with a pack of fries. You’ll see a huge, bright smile. Okay, maybe that might not work all of the time – but you get the point. Men, on the other hand, get fascinated easily and bored just as easily. It’s even worse when you’re so dumb that you can’t tell the difference between a male t-shirt and a female t-shirt.

I learned in an audio-visual class that visuals always spice up a presentation. And since men happen to be visual creatures, they get to see all kinds of spicy, juicy, beefy or leafy presentations every day. And however spicy you are yourself, you need to back it up with a little more brain to remain relevant. Beauty fades. Brains don’t.

If you’ve been keen on serious comedians, you’ll have noticed that they do make a lot of sense. I’m talking about Chris Rock in particular. He says the biggest difference between men and women is that while women cannot go backwards financially, men cannot go backwards sexually. Seriously, you can’t dispute that.

Money

Women would shriek so loudly if you ever suggested to them that they should date a poorer guy; that is, once she’s been hooked to a loaded fella (with or without a bowl for a tummy), it’s almost impossible to imagine falling in the arms of a ‘hustler’ again.

But for men, once he’s tasted some nicely fried potatoes, he’s never going back to the boiled potatoes. Once he’s been to a land flowing with milk and honey, he’s not going back to the desert. Fine, enough with the comparisons.

And then of course, there’s the small matter of ‘enough’ not being enough. You might think you are feeding him enough honey, but the problem is, either he is plain greedy or the honey drips in very little quantities that he barely enjoys it.

It’s exciting

Psychologists call it the adrenaline rush. There’s always something so exciting about hooking up with some fresh stuff while the chic/wife is away, unavailable or unaware. I guess there’s not much you can do about this as a woman, except playing your part well and hope he does the same too.

Remember him in prayer too, because whenever an opportunity to cheat arises, men almost always take it with both hands. Often, literally. Because life needs excitement, and how else would that excitement come about? Remember, some women are out to tempt and get your man whom they know for certain is already hooked. If you’ve done that to someone’s man before, you’ll realize later that Karma is not only a dog, but a female one.
  Notice that I didn’t mention ‘love’ anywhere. That’s because for men, love doesn’t have much to do with cheating. He might love you, and still cheat on you with your enemy or best friend. Nothing personal.

Finally, I’ll remind you that I wasn’t speaking about women cheating, ‘cause that’s a totally different story altogether. Having said that, here’s a suggestion to the men: if your girl ever cheats on you, dump her without second thought. To the women: if your boy ever strays, dump him, after second thought.