Penile Amputations and Why Thai Men Better Watch Out

January 3, 2013 by Norm Schneider  
Published in Women

The scorned wife takes these things seriously, VERY seriously.

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned according to William Congreve (although many people assume the phrase comes from Shakespeare). Perhaps no place on earth is there better evidence of that phrase than in Thailand. If wayward husbands in that country aren’t very, very careful they could find themselves missing an important part of what makes a man a man.

Several medical studies in respected journals have written about the fact that Thai women will not easily abide by their husband’s antics outside the house.

A Fashion Statement?

Surgeons who work on trying to put back in order what an outraged wife has torn asunder conducted the research. They discovered that it even became “fashionable” at one point in time for a Thai wife to wait until her unfaithful husband returned home from a night of revelry and fell asleep and then, in one fell swoop, cut off the body part most guilty of the philandering. A joke has even arisen about the practice. Because Thai homes are often built on stilts with their farm animals living on the ground level, wives who committed the act would toss the offending part out the bedroom window for the animals to devour. Hence, the tongue-in-cheek comment, “I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat,” is often said – only partly in jest – by Thai men.

What’s really bizarre, according to one researcher who studied the practice, none of the men who suffered their wife’s anger ever filed a criminal complaint. That’s the real definition of ‘scared straight.’

Drunk, High And In REALY BIG Trouble

The research found that three things contributed to the wives taking action. There was a financial crisis in the family, the husband was drunk or high, and last but surely not least, the wife found out about girlfriend number two, or three.

You would think that Thai men would have learned that straying from the home front is very, very dangerous and avoid putting themselves at risk. But that doesn’t seem to be the case. After all, how is a guy supposed to know when his wife is getting wise to his schemes? Well, did a package marked sharp objects just arrive? Has she been seen fondling various sharp kitchen utensils? Has she asked you why you smell of a mixture of alcohol and perfume? Has she said how much she enjoys watching the chefs at Benihana restaurants?

Get wise guys – or do you have a secret wish to join the sopranos: not the crime family, but the nearby choir!

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One Response to “Penile Amputations and Why Thai Men Better Watch Out”
  1. porkey Says:

    so weird

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