Aging and Gravity
July 13, 2011 by Nina Mason
Published in Women
More signs of aging.
Gravity is taking over
There’s nothing I can do
Would it make a difference
If I lived on the moon?
There’s no gravity up there
Everything stays put
Then again you can’t see
Right in front of your foot
You never know
What might bump into you
It sure won’t be snow
But it might be some poo
You just never know
So I guess I’ll stay grounded
And let things hit the floor
That’s my bum making that sound
As it drops to the floor
Oh well that is life
Not much we can do
At least it’s better
Than being hit with poo
© Copyright Nina Munroe Mason. 13/07/11
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July 13th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
LOL – I loved gravity in my 30’s, not so much in my 40’s, but anything’s better than being hit by poo!
July 13th, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Really cute poem. I hear ya, sister! Gravity is not kind to women. Do you think if we lived 6 months a year in Australia that the effects of gravity would zero out? Oh, well – at least we are in this aging thing together.
July 14th, 2011 at 8:50 pm
LOL PruandMe
haha I like the way you think Karen… I’m all for living 6 months in Australia! Let’s try it!
August 17th, 2011 at 5:57 pm
gravity gets us all sooner or later.
December 22nd, 2011 at 11:31 am
Nice use of the word poo in a poem. LOL
December 27th, 2011 at 12:06 am
LOL Thanks!
February 2nd, 2012 at 7:29 pm
Love this. I have been having an ongoing battle with aging and gravity for some time now, never ending. This is a wonderful share. Good writing.
February 8th, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Thank you Annette