10 Things That Happen to Men That are Womens Fault

Some of these are plain funny while some are dead serious! Every man who has ever dated a girl or by accident married one! Knows what this is about and that most are true, life as a bachelor is sweet. Do the dishes once a month, vacuum when the carpet disappears, stay up until 4 AM for fun, watch all the sports you want. This goes slamming down the drain as soon as the L word pops out! DON’T DO IT!

1. A man is late for work and the boss automatically says “What did you do to peeve your wife this time?”.
2. A man becomes overweight due to his wife’s cooking 3 meals a day instead of eating one massive meal when he finally gets hungry enough to cook for himself!
3. A man actually cleans, this aspect saddens me as men don’t have it in their nature to clean! Women ruin us!
4. A man will reject his drinking buddies to go out with his wife. This one makes many a man cry at night!
5. A man can no longer flirt with every cute girl he sees, most men live for this! Not to mention it ruins the thrill of rejection! How can you be rejected when the only girl you are allowed to hit on loves you?
6. This one stabs particularly deep! A man gives up his choice of music for a woman, I mean some people get lucky but not many! Loosing your music is loosing a part of your soul!
7. Now this one is probably 50/50 some men are lucky enough to keep their video games, some aren’t. To the men out there who lost their video games for a woman I respect you and hope it was worth it! I don’t know if I could do that!
8. Women make men drink! That is all that needs to be said!
9. Men, have you ever wondered why “that time of month” seems to come twice a month? Maybe that is because it is just so painful, the stuff we put up with! They think going through it is rough, putting up with them while they do is by far worse but they don’t need to know that pretend your having sympathy pains!
10. This is the penultimate, I cannot share or I will no doubt be killed in some painful elongated fashion by the population of females, secrets from each other is the worst thing a woman can do! You can’t tell you friends everything anymore or what you did last night, she WILL find out and you will get hurt!