10 Most Annoying Things That Men Do
There are some things that men do that perennially annoy their women and drive them mad. After a mini survey that I contacted among female friends both online and off line, I came up with a list of the ten most annoying things that men do. Gentlemen, its time to shape up or shape out for our women have woken up!
She loves you alright and will do anything for you but there are some things that you do that annoy her so much that she feels like screaming for the whole world to listen. Sometimes men annoy their women unknowingly but when this annoyance is repeated time and again, to become a habit, our women have no choice but to air their views.
I have been asking women around and I came up with this list, a list of the ten most annoying things that men do sometimes to drive their women mad. Sometimes they do so knowingly while many a times, they act unknowingly. If you are fond of doing the following, its time you changed your ways!
- Scratching your privates in public – I know you itch down there some times, I know you can’t help it but scratch yourself, but pray that you don’t do it in public for it embarrasses your woman and probably makes her mad. Why you should wait until you are out shopping at the mall for you to scratch your privates annoys her very much but she may not tell you to your face, but she may complain on her next visit to the salon if you won’t stop it!
- Urinating on the bathroom floor – Yes, sometimes you get drunk and fail to see the toilet bowl and when you urinate, you flood the bathroom floor for you aren’t steady. I know you are tipsy when doing it but it still irks your woman and she can not forgive you for it but will stay by you anyway. She does the cleaning much of the time and though you may not notice it, flooding the bathroom floor is the last thing she looks forward to.
- Picking your nose endlessly - Some men will endlessly pick their nostrils using their index finger while in public. Some of these men will not care to use a handkerchief and it happens so many times while out that their women almost die of rage. How annoying it gets but our women endure the annoyance anyway for the sake of love. If you are one of them types, it is time you put your act together.
- Leaving your underwear on the bedroom floor – Some men will always leave everything lying on the bedroom floor, from that suit to the dirty socks and even their underwear. They will shout ‘baby am home’ and leave all the stuff in the bedroom door as if rushing to some place, only to settle and watch TV or read the day’s paper. How annoying. You probably never thought she notices, well, the poor girl does. Spare her the agony.
- Never calling as promised – A man promises to call and never does. His woman is left waiting, waiting, and waiting even more! The mobile phone has eased the agony our women used to go through, remember the days when we depended on that fixed landline. How annoying! You may not believe it but a little courtesy will help. If you have no plans of calling her, never put her hopes up!
- Forgetting all the major dates – This is another area in which men score badly. Women may love surprises but they will never get used to that surprise of forgetting that birthday, that anniversary or any other important date in your union. It means the world to them when you remember for it shows that you care!
- Pretending to listen – She will catch you at this game. Women talk a lot and expect you to listen. Be sure she will ask some rhetoric question along the way and when you sit upright and ask, what were we talking about honey? She gets mad, very mad for all she wanted was a listening ear but you were busy thinking about something else or worse still, someone else!
- Ogling other women – They are beautiful, they are smashing, they are hot or whatever you may think but ogling those women you meet in public annoys her to the limit. She doesn’t want to share your eyes with every woman in town and wishes that you train your eyes to see her and appreciate her!
- Being honest about her looks – I don’t know how to put it but our sisters are afraid of the truth particularly when it comes to their looks. How do you answer this question? Honey how do I look in this? Don’t be honest and say, baby, you look so fat that I’d rather you try something else. Please don’t be honest. She needs your encouragement when she is having one of those bad hair days and your honesty is….well, annoying!
- Eulogizing your ex – It doesn’t matter how great or lousy she was in bed, or whether she died or became an astronaut and went to live on the moon, she doesn’t want to know it for it does not concern her. Eulogizing your ex girlfriend is the last thing she wants to hear and wishes she could murder you for it. Woe unto you if you were to be honest about this too for like they say, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
There you are gentlemen, you have to either shape up or shape out for our women are more liberated nowadays and demand that you style up. Drop these annoying habits and many more, and things will never be the same again.