Twelve Signs That Your Boyfriend is a Genius

July 8, 2012 by Steven West  
Published in Weddings

Here are twelve signs that your boyfriend is a genius. This is a witty list.

Is your boyfriend a genius?  There are many different ways to measure if a person is a genius.  Here are twelve signs that your boyfriend is a genius:

1.  Can your boyfriend describe everything that you are carrying in your purse in perfect detail?

2.  Can your boyfriend describe every kind of lip gloss that you can find in the cosmetic section?

3.  Can your boyfriend describe everything that you said for the last fifteen minutes without missing a single detail?

4.  Can your boyfriend tell you where all the sales are being held for women’s shoes?  This information must include all stores, locations, and the times that the stores open.

5.  Can your boyfriend fix every appliance that is broken in your home?  Can he fix all your plumbing problems?  Can he fix your computer in five seconds?

6.  Can your boyfriend play the piano brilliantly while eating a taco at the same time? 

7.  Can your boyfriend read ten different classic novels at the same time while he is doing the laundry?

8.  Can your boyfriend describe the health benefits of every food that you like to eat?  Can he describe the pros and cons of every diet that is currently popular?

9.  Can your boyfriend speak in ten different languages?  Can he say that I love you in twenty different languages?

10. Can your boyfriend describe the symbolism behind all the most popular tattoos?  Can he tell you how to recognize a fake tattoo? 

11. Can your boyfriend balance your checkbook in five minutes or less?  Can he decipher all your writing?

12. Can your boyfriend anticipate all your dog’s needs in advance?  Does your boyfriend appear to communicate to your dog in ways that are beyond the realm of normalcy?

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