How to Get Hitched and Still Save the Planet
Paltry matters such as the future of the planet cut little ice when darling daughter demands the Huddersfield Choral Society and the Royal Philharmonic to serenade her down the aisle. However, let me say as a father about to face such a nightmare there is plenty of support amongst my fellow sufferers for the idea of scaling back on these Olympian sized weddings. Indeed a friend of mine offered his prospective son-in-law £3000 if he would simply elope with his daughter to Las Vegas and get married there. Unfortunately his wife and daughter got to hear of the plot and the trip was off.
But what if you do want to get married without leaving a Gulliver sized carbon footprint how can you do it? Well here are a few tips.
How to Get Hitched and Still Save the Planet
Everyone knows that a wedding is one of the age old battles for supremacy that govern Mother Nature. In the same way that polar bears and seals struggle with each other for survival in the Arctic or wildebeest brave lions and crocodiles in order to reach their winter grazing on the Serengeti so fathers have to confront and fight off the depredations of mothers and daughters over the cost of a wedding.
