How to Act Like The Perfect Husband in a Lingerie Store
November 6, 2009 by Jane Benitez
Published in Shopping
Necessary suggestions for all males if you’re shopping this holiday season!
By: wallyir
It’s bad enough tracking your wife down in a women’s department store at the mall, carefully avoiding the plus-size section so as not to give the impression that you’re actually shopping for yourself. Therefore, finding her in a panty and bra store presents all kinds of additional logistical problems.
By: wallyir
Yes, by most individuals a panty and bra store is known as a women’s lingerie store, but it’s decorated like Hugh Hefner’s motorcycle room. Part of you wants to just find your wife and leave, but another part wants to appreciate the fabulous talent on display. Let me guess which part will win out.
So you want to get some quality time in this lingerie store, but you’d rather not get maced or slapped upside of the head. Here are a few simple suggestions to help you enjoy the scenery.
By: wallyir
Do…
… actually walk into the store. Try to avoid standing out front, fogging up the window display with your nose pressed against the glass.
… pretend to look around for your wife as soon as you walk in, bringing your left hand to your face to flash your wedding band. This will emit matrimonial vibes to the other shoppers and give you ample opportunity to check out the giant posters that adorn the walls.
… ask a salesperson if your wife is in a dressing room, rather than squatting down in front of each door to see if you can recognize her by her naked ankles.
… sit perfectly still in the chair by the dressing room and wait for your wife to emerge. Keep your glance downward and your hands a safe distance from your lap.
By: wallyir
Don’t…
… touch, fondle, sniff or. … giggle like a schoolgirl.
… use the word “panty” under any circumstances.
… ask if they sell anything edible.
By: wallyir
By following these simple suggestions will ensure you qualify as the perfect husband.
Happy Holiday Shopping!
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November 6th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Great article! funny images.
November 6th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Well done…
November 6th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
This is so cool, Jane!
I am really enjoying your writings and love your zany style and sense of humor. You can really come up with some stuff, gal friend!
Best regards from me!
November 6th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
This was cool article..nice pictures as well. I loved it..Keep it up my friend
November 6th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
very nice article…nice pix too
November 7th, 2009 at 12:34 am
ahhh…Jane you you are always so cute and funny,Love your articles
November 7th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Very interesting article
November 7th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Interesting,
November 7th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Good article…. interesting for every husband
November 7th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
ROFL wow i was laughing at all the pics
Very WELL DONE!!!! cant wait to read more most deffinatly one of the worthy subscriptions i have done 
November 8th, 2009 at 5:43 am
Funny article liked it.
November 18th, 2009 at 2:50 am
This article is hilarious with the pictures. I came back to read it again. lol. I like the part where you write
Try to avoid standing out front, fogging up the window display with your nose pressed against the glass. Great write..
November 28th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
This is totally different from what I expected to read. Ingenious.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 am
Cool stuff ! We are sorry we’er just dogs at heart.
May 23rd, 2010 at 11:28 pm
sit perfectly
November 9th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
like this…
November 29th, 2010 at 10:52 am
funny indeed!
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