How to Act Like The Perfect Husband in a Lingerie Store

November 6, 2009 by Jane Benitez  
Published in Shopping

Necessary suggestions for all males if you’re shopping this holiday season!

By: wallyir

It’s bad enough tracking your wife down in a women’s department store at the mall, carefully avoiding the plus-size section so as not to give the impression that you’re actually shopping for yourself. Therefore,  finding her in a panty and bra store presents all kinds of additional logistical problems.

By: wallyir

Yes, by most individuals a panty and bra store is known as a women’s lingerie store, but it’s decorated like Hugh Hefner’s motorcycle room. Part of you wants to just find your wife and leave, but another part wants to appreciate the fabulous talent on display. Let me guess which part will win out.

So you want to get some quality time in this  lingerie store, but you’d rather not get maced or slapped upside of the head. Here are a few simple suggestions to help you enjoy the scenery.

By: wallyir

Do…

… actually walk into the store. Try to avoid standing out front, fogging up the window display with your nose pressed against the glass.

… pretend to look around for your wife as soon as you walk in, bringing your left hand to your face to flash your wedding band. This will emit matrimonial vibes to the other shoppers and give you ample opportunity to check out the giant posters that adorn the walls.

… ask a salesperson if your wife is in a dressing room, rather than squatting down in front of each door to see if you can recognize her by her naked ankles.

… sit perfectly still in the chair by the dressing room and wait for your wife to emerge. Keep your glance downward and your hands a safe distance from your lap.

By: wallyir

Don’t…

… touch, fondle, sniff  or. … giggle like a schoolgirl.

… use the word “panty” under any circumstances.

… ask if they sell anything edible.

By: wallyir

By following these simple suggestions will ensure you qualify as the perfect husband.

Happy Holiday Shopping!  

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18 Responses to “How to Act Like The Perfect Husband in a Lingerie Store”
  1. LoveDoctor Says:

    Great article! funny images.

  2. Teves Says:

    Well done…

  3. mo hoyal Says:

    This is so cool, Jane!
    I am really enjoying your writings and love your zany style and sense of humor. You can really come up with some stuff, gal friend!
    Best regards from me!

  4. Mr Ghaz Says:

    This was cool article..nice pictures as well. I loved it..Keep it up my friend :)

  5. Hansika Says:

    very nice article…nice pix too

  6. Themax Says:

    ahhh…Jane you you are always so cute and funny,Love your articles :)

  7. K.Reshma Says:

    Very interesting article

  8. Ruby Hawk Says:

    Interesting,

  9. drelayaraja Says:

    Good article…. interesting for every husband

  10. whodoyouthink51 Says:

    ROFL wow i was laughing at all the pics :D Very WELL DONE!!!! cant wait to read more most deffinatly one of the worthy subscriptions i have done :D

  11. Lord Banks Says:

    Funny article liked it.

  12. LoveDoctor Says:

    This article is hilarious with the pictures. I came back to read it again. lol. I like the part where you write
    Try to avoid standing out front, fogging up the window display with your nose pressed against the glass. Great write..

  13. CutestPrincess Says:

    This is totally different from what I expected to read. Ingenious.

  14. M Dalton Says:

    Cool stuff ! We are sorry we’er just dogs at heart.

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    sit perfectly

  16. bangful Says:

    like this…

  17. Analyst Says:

    funny indeed!

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