Great Birthday or Anniversary Gifts and Ideas for Your Man

10.  Men love things like clothes, hats, gloves, or perhaps a pair of Nike shoes.  Try surfing the web at the NikeStore.com.  They certainly have great prices.

9.  Always check out things like CD’s, or DVD’s.  These are great gifts and within anybody’s price range.  Also, never forget to check out his favorite singer or artist, not yours!  The last thing he once is to be listening to Christina Augielera on his Birthday.

8.  This brings us to things like a CD holder for his car (the best one’ are the one’s that wrap around the visor mirror).  If your going to buy him some CD’s, you should go the extra mile and see if you can find one of these gadgets.  He will love it even though it might seem simple and low key.

7.  If your not sure what to get him, you cannot go wrong with any type of beer or wine so you two can do something special together and get intoxicated or at least a little buzzed together.  Beer or wine almost always will make the moment a little happier and more enjoyable for both of you unless you want to remember the great memories you are going to share on this special day.  You will probably remember anyways, but just to make sure, don’t go too crazy but make sure to plan a little event and make sure to enjoy yourself.  But, more importantly, always make sure he is enjoying himself first.  After all, this is his day (if its his birthday).  If its your anniversary or some other special day, maybe he should be trying to please you! 

6.  You can also think of getting him any other type of drug for your two to share if you are both, or he is into that sort of thing and you don’t mind.  However, be careful when approaching people you do not know when trying to buy or attain illegal substances.

5.  That brings us to our next gift.  You can always get him a nice decorative glass bowl to smoke herb in.  You cannot go wrong if your into pot and smoking the fine, fine cheebah.  Your boyfriend will certainly love a new piece of glass, or better yet, his first pipe.

4.  If none of the above gifts have jumped out at you, stick with the basic!  Try getting reservations for dinner at a nice restaurant or tickets to a new movie you think he would like (or both).  Be sure to check out the imax theater if you have never been and other local fun adventures!  The imax is amazing.

3.  You can also search online on websites such as ticketmaster.com for tickets to see his favorite band in concert.  Also, be sure to buy a ticket for yourself. Even though men do like time to hang with their buddies if it is not too late and the leash isn’t that tight around his balls.  However, offer him the tickets and say they are for him and his friends and that you really do not want to go.  You want him to have fun without you and enjoy himself.  Yet, this could also be a test to see if he will take you anyway, although if he doesn’t please don’t be offended.  I hate it when girls say one thing and mean the other.  So, if you do say that he doesn’t have to bring you, don’t bitch later, even if it is said as a test!  A man needs his freedom sometimes.  Sorry ladies, I still love you all.

2.  If your looking to spend a lot of money, the best gift you can give is probably a dog.  We all know that everybody loves a puppy!  Didn’t they?  Everybody loves puppies, and cute, cuddley objects such as kittens and sex toys.  Either way you win, because either way you are going to take your relationship to the next level!  Both of these items say, that “I love you and am going to be around for a long, long time.” Although a man never wants to be replaced, sometimes its nice to introduce new things into a relationship.  Videos, porn, toys, or costumes.  Be sure to play dress up if you never have because life is too short not to and you will certainly have a ball, and stay entertained all day, and the next day, and the next month of your relationship.  Who doesn’t like puppies?  They are so cute.

1.  The number one gift you can give is to just love your man.  Give him that massage he always asks you for but you never give him.  Let him relax and have you take care of him, even if you think you do a lot for your man.  You have got to love him.  Let him watch and do what he wants to do, and have you not nag him or complain all day that you guys are not doing what you want to do.  Just give him a good rub down.  I mean like an hour massage.  Also, if you are too tired or sick, you can always buy him a professional one!  It is never out of the question, and he will be sure to love it.

You cannot go wrong bonus gifts:  Tickets to any sporting events, or sign your man up for the BEER OF THE MONTH CLUB.  He will flip!  The beer of the month club is possible the best thing on earth next to a massage, a 3some, candy, and a B.J.  Also, if you do have the money at your disposal, you could plan a trip and travel.  There’s truly nothing better than a relaxing trip to the Dominican.  Go to an island and be sure to avoid Las Vegas at all costs!  It is not a trip you want to take with your significant other.  Believe me.  Go to Florida and play in the sand and sun.  However, if its Winter and you love to ski, plan a nice trip to Vermont and stay in a beautiful cabin, light a sexy fire, go skiing, and spend some quality time with your man.  Could you honestly ask for more?  Thanks for listening and good luck ladies.  I love you all and thanks again!  Good luck, and remember to smile and have fun.