Funny T-shirts for Pregnant Mommies
June 21, 2008 by Sydney Hazelton
Published in Clothing
Just the other day, my pregnant sister and I were talking about how people frequently ask her about her unborn baby’s gender and when she’s due. She was getting tired of answering them. She jokingly said that she should have a T-shirt with the words “It’s a Boy! Due in July! Don’t ask me anymore questions!” written on it. I decided to look out for some funny T-shirts at CafePress and other online T-shirt shops and found lots of them.
1) Yes I’m pregnant. It’s a [boy/girl], due in [month] and no, you can’t touch my belly!
There was already a T-shirt which had a message very close to my sister’s T-shirt idea. I guess she’s not the only one who’s tired of answering people’s questions about the baby’s gender and when the baby’s due.
2) Baby in construction!
These words are often inserted in a “Work in Progress” sign board found along the road. It takes 9 months for this construction to be completed. So beware!
3) Mommy in training
Although training to be a mommy is an endless process, it often begins with the pregnancy itself. What better way to learn about motherhood than to experience the discomforts, trials and tribulations of pregnancy and giving birth. Pregnant mothers often emerge more resilient and sturdy after their pregnancy and birth experience.
4) Mommy-to-be
This T-shirt is most suitable for proud mommies who can’t wait to tell others that they are going to be a mother soon.
5) I can grow people! What is your super power?
The words on this T-shirt will make any pregnant mom feel extraordinary. Women are born with this special power to bear a child. The men aren’t. So it is something really special, very close to having a super power!
6) Pregnant – handle with care
Pregnant women need special handling. They have designated seats in the bus and trains especially for them. They are often given light duties at work during their pregnany period. They are given months of maternity leave after they have given birth. All these shows that pregnant women need a lot of extra tender loving care.
7) I’m making a human. What have you done today?
Every single day for the nine months that I was pregnant, I woke up with a start and my first thought was “I’m pregnant!” Yup! Before I even do anything, I was already and constantly making a human during that period. So, was there anything special you have done today?
Give me a break! I’m creating life.
Pregnant mommies are often tired out from making a human. It takes up a lot of energy, thus the reason for the ravenous eating spree. So, give them a break if they are eating way too much for your (daddies-to-be, listen up!) liking! This also applies for giving them a massage, back rubs or feet massage!
9) Love makes the belly go round!
Taken from the phrase “Love makes the world go round”, this T-shirt is suitable for any pregnant mommies out there.
10) Does this baby make me look FAT?
For mothers who are concerned about their looks, this might be a funny T-shirt for them. But beware, daddy-to-be! Don’t try to agree with the statement!
If you don’t have time to create your own funny maternity T-shirt, then just look around these online T-shirt shops and buy one! Just make sure you order them in maternity sizes.
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June 21st, 2008 at 12:55 pm
When my wife was pregnant she bought me a T-shirt that said, “It’s all my fault!” on it.
June 21st, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Haha… That’s funny, Arie! You just gave me another article idea.
June 26th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
That is so funny. I wish I’d had a few of those shirts with my babies. I particularly like the “Love makes the belly go round.” shirt.
July 13th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Those are cute. I can see many mommys to be wearing them.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:56 am
Great shirts! What about \”From Hubby, with Love\” That would be suitable for my girlfriend who calls me hubby.