Funny T-Shirts for Babies
July 8, 2008 by Sydney Hazelton
Published in Clothing
I recently became an aunt. My sister’s son, Zack, is such a cute little baby. I was tempted to get my nephew a T-shirt which says “If you think I’m cute, you should see my aunt”, as a present. There are many other funny words on babies’ T-shirts or onesies that I found.
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I only cry when stupid/ugly people hold me.
If you want to prevent other people from holding your baby, this T-shirt will definitely make them think twice! If the baby cries, they will be deemed as stupid or ugly. It’s funny as long as your baby doesn’t cry when you hold him.
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Warning! I might puke at any moment.
This one that I saw comes with a triangular warning symbol. It’s another great way to prevent people from unnecessarily carrying your baby.
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I drink until I pass out.
Babies are the only ones who are allowed to drink until they pass out. It’s only milk!
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Pinch your own damn cheeks!
We can’t help it. When we see a chubby baby, there is a tendency to pinch their cheeks. It’s like a natural reaction. Have we ever thought how the baby feels when we do that? They may not like it at all.
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Got boobies?
This is a great T-shirt for breast-fed babies. However, if your baby is bottle-fed, you can always change it to “got milk?”
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I’m cute. I get it. Now put me down.
We can never tell what babies are thinking. This T-shirt is a great way to voice out their displeasure when people carry them.
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Don’t look at me, that smell is coming from Daddy.
This one is really funny. You could put it on your baby as a joke on your husband, although he may not like it.
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I listen to heavy metal with my Daddy.
I think I will get this one for my daughter. My husband plays the electric guitar and listen to some heavy metal music. A great T-shirt for babies or kids with daddies who are into heavy metal!
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Miso Cute!
I saw this one with a picture of a bowl of miso soup, a Japanese dish. It’s a great idea!
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Things to do today: Eat, Sleep, Poop!
We all have lists of things to do. So do our babies!
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Diaper Loading… Please Wait
This is hilarious. Just like downloading a program on the computer!
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I just did 9 months in solitary confinement,
This is a great T-shirt for newborns! Be afraid. Be very afraid!
Do you have other funny T-shirt ideas? Did you make a funny one for your baby? What did it say? Leave me a comment below.
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July 8th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Awwwwwe! I love these, keep publishing!