Why Men are So Annoying?

Men…

They seem to be very confused about the washing basket.  Rather than actually put their stinky garments in the basket, they prefer to leave them on the floor BESIDE it or even artfully hook them on the edge of it.

They make more mess making toast than you do a two course meal for four people.

They think it’s amusing to fart in public and when you complain they say they have to or they’ll ‘explode’.

They think newspapers make attractive ornaments.

They turn into a driving instructor when they are in the passenger seat and adopt the pose of a panicky old woman by clinging tightly on to the door handle whenever you turn a corner.

They get upset when faced with the prospect of multi-tasking.

They look offended when you say you could do with more help with the house work and outraged by your cheek they haughtily tell you they emptied the bin last week.

They absolutely will not ask for help with DIY, directions or computer problems.

They get the cold you were suffering from three days ago but insist that there’s ‘is much much worse than what you had’.

They tune you out completely and mutter ‘yes dear’ on auto-pilot as they watch the tv/read the paper/pick their nose but when you challenge them to tell you what you are talking about have the uncanny ability to repeat word for word your last sentance.