The Creepiest Women I’ve Ever Met..

October 12, 2011 by Frank Andrews  
Published in Relationships

Ever wondered how a guy could be dumb enough to end up in a bathtub in some seedy motel bathroom filled with ice minus a kidney soon to be sold on the black market?

The Creepiest Women I’ve ever met…

By frank Andrews

 

Occurred-April 2011

 

       Ever wondered how a guy could be dumb enough to end up in a bathtub in some seedy motel bathroom filled with ice minus a kidney soon to be sold on the black market? The same reason men do anything stupid, pussy. When confronted with pussy that is consenting, disease free, and (hopefully depending on our blood alcohol content at the time) attractive our blood goes to our other head and the resulting erection makes all logic and reason go out the window faster than a bag of shrooms from a tree hugger getting pulled by a state trooper while on his was to Bonaroo. Once this happens all we can think about is bashing your g-spot over and over again until we hopefully pull out in time to avoid that god awful STD called child support (as well as HIV/AIDS but we are dealing with a hierarchy severity here). Ladies the bottom line is that anytime we do something stupid it’s due to that little fun box of mystery between your legs. I’m not saying it’s your fault. I’m just saying that’s the effect of your “kitty” on us.

            This is not an excuse for guys do stupid shit. Yes the ever mysterious meat clam does have an influence on ALL of our bad decisions and we want to place the blame there but it is still ultimately our choice to make. Just like how we can be stupid in getting our picture taken with some sorostitute that then tags us on Facebook which invariably leads to us getting cock blocked in pursuit of that other chick we’ve been trying to hook up with that just happens to be one of her jealous friends. That’s just the affect of women on men. Don’t ask a woman why, they have no idea either.

            However, there are moments when guys realize that taking the proverbial dive down that estrogen rich treasure cove might not be such a great idea. The following is one of those moments. There haven’t been many moments in my life where I have seriously been freaked the fuck out but this is definitely one of them. I am seriously convinced that if I had not made the right choice on this night what would have followed could have been similar to the movie Hostel. Here’s the story:

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