Ten Things You Can Say About Your Boyfriend’s Beard

August 23, 2012 by Steven West  
Published in Relationships

Humorous list of things that you can say about your boyfriend’s beard.

Your boyfriend has grown a beard.  You are not particularly happy about it.  Here are ten things that you can say about your boyfriend’s beard:

1.  Now I know what its like dating Rip Van Winkle.

2.  Your face is beginning to resemble a shag carpeting.

3.  I think I just saw a fruit fly making its home in your beard.

4.  Can I use part of your beard to dust the furniture?

5.  Some men grow beards because it makes them look distinguished.  In your case, you look like a poor man’s Santa Claus.

6.   I’m going to cut off part of your beard off and plaster it to your bald spot.

7.   It’s not really cool to blow your nose with your beard.  It’s just plain gross.

8.   Many of our Presidents had beards.  Of course all those Presidents are now dead.

9.   I don’t mean to make an issue out of it, but your beard makes you look so sinister.  Are you taking nasty pills?

10.  Your beard is as soft as a scrub brush.  Perhaps you can sand paper my science project with your beard.

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  1. Martin Kloess Says:

    Good work thank you for sharing.


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