Ten Reasons for Not Kissing Your Boyfriend

March 10, 2010 by Steven West  
Published in Relationships

Here are ten humorus reasons for not kissing your boyfriend.

Your boyfriend is in the mood for kissing you.  On the other hand, you simply are not in the mood.  Here are ten reasons for not kissing your boyfriend:

1.   Your boyfriend just ate food with onions and garlic.  His breath could put a horse to sleep.

2.   Your boyfriend has cigarette breath.  You don’t feel like kissing an ashtray.

3.   Your boyfriend looks in the mirror and admires himself.  You tell your boyfriend to go kiss the mirror instead.

4.   Your boyfriend has been sick for awhile.  You tell your boyfriend to go kiss a sick moose.

5.   Your boyfriend has been making passes at your best friend.  You tell your boyfriend to just kiss off.

6.   Your boyfriend kisses with all the passion of a frozen tuna.  You tell your boyfriend to go practice kissing an inflatable doll.

7.   Your boyfriend won’t pay for the dinner.  You tell your boyfriend that he can go kiss the dinner bill. 

8.   Your boyfriend starts picking his nose.  You tell your boyfriend that no kiss will dispose from a runny nose.

9.   Your boyfriend calls you fat.  You tell your boyfriend that he can just go kiss her fat @#!.

10. Your boyfriend hasn’t taken a shower in a week.  You tell your boyfriend that you don’t clean scum let alone kiss scum. 

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  1. 8Shei8 Says:

    This is funny!

  2. Darla Cooke Says:

    Very good reasons for not kissing someone.


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