How to Make Your Man Stay Faithful: The N-p Tips

March 18, 2010 by CutestPrincess  
Published in Relationships

Believe it or not, there are men out there who wouldn’t dream of sneaking off for a tryst with a willowy brunette. Here’s a guide to tracking them down.

N is for Nourishment

Relationship books say that if you want a man to be faithful, you should ensure that he feels nourished. They never quite explain what this means, but it seems to boil down to behaving as much like Mummy as possible, then bonking his brains out. This seems like garbage to me, and likely to provoke a screeching Oedipal psychosis (see L), but there are those who swear it.

O is for Obsessionality

It’s surprising how many men are obsessional. It’s fine if they’re obsessional about you, but an equally powerful guarantor of fidelity seems to be an obsession with almost anything: stamps, steam engines, model aeroplanes, orchids, pit bull terriers. Though there are dangerous obsessions-rubber wear and massage parlors, for example.

P is for Poverty

…and if you think we live in an egalitarian society, you’re wrong. A perquisite of infidelity is a healthy cash flow. He cat bring her back to his place for an intimate dinner a deux, so that’s $100 down the tubes before he’s even got to the “I’m living in the ashes of a deal relationship” stage, never mind the “We go our own ways; I feel there is a strong affinity between us; I feel I can really talk to you” stage. Then there are flowers hotel rooms, weekends away, new underwear, fancy aftershave and credit card interest bills. Poor men don’t have these options and so are faithful.

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9 Responses to “How to Make Your Man Stay Faithful: The N-p Tips”
  1. Sharif Ishnin Says:

    Funny and interesting.

  2. Uma Shankari Says:

    How come this is posted under shopping? Shopping for men?

  3. papaleng Says:

    Same observation with Uma, medyo ngarag na ata editors dito. Good write nga pala JA.

  4. Christine Ramsay Says:

    An interesting read. You know how men tick.

    Christine

  5. Eunice Tan Says:

    Thanks for another lessons.

  6. theamiaka Says:

    nice lessons you got here

  7. sambhafusia Says:

    nice share

  8. LOVELYHONEY Says:

    i know for certain

    women who give into their mans needs

    whenever where ever howso ever at ALL AGES ………..

    rarely can lose their man

    i know many who have ego crash

    lose their hubbys as they alone err

    gr88888888 article urs lhlhlh

  9. kate smedley Says:

    I agree with you on ‘nourishment’ and your comment on poverty made me smile, it’s so true!!


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