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Funny Things Men Learn From Relationships

June 24, 2009 by BrandonGates  
Published in Relationships

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There are many things that men learn the hard way. But as Alfred Lord Tennyson once said, “It’s better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.” So, here are some of things men learn from relationships.

  1. They can tell a difference between mascara and a blush.
  2. They know that they will never get married unless they get a dishwasher.
  3. They are sure that women have huge amount of tears.
  4. They have found out that it is wrong to see their woman as a trophy.
  5. They sure know that a broken sink means, “You are not getting any tonight.”
  6. They have learned that drinking beer can’t replace the gym.
  7. They know that women only say that size doesn’t matter.
  8. They know that there are no shy women, just one’s with cellulite
  9. They know that women don’t need things, they want them.
  10. They have learned that they can’t always expect make up with flowers.
  11. They have also learned that they can always expect to make up with an expensive present.
  12. They know that they can do whatever they want, because they will have to pay it anyhow.
  13. They know that being masculine is not about not showering every day.
  14. They know that is wrong to think about sex all the time.
  15. They know that the best way of communicating is to be quiet and to listen to your woman.
  16. They have found out that women see a conversation as an opportunity to complain.
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