Your Boyfriend is a Cheapskate If..

January 11, 2009 by Steven West  
Published in Dating

Here are 10 humorous signs that your boyfriend is a cheapskate.

Some boyfriends love to treat their girlfriends to the finest dining and entertainment experiences. They will think nothing of buying fancy perfume and give beautiful bouquet of flowers. However, other boyfriends do not spend much money on their girlfriends at all. You can tell that your boyfriend is a cheapskate if…

  1. He takes you to Burger King and insists that you order the Kids meal
  2. He buys you a box of chocolates from the dollar store
  3. He buys you a bottle of cologne that is labeled “El Cheapo.”.
  4. He takes you to the dollar movies and insists that you buy the popcorn
  5. He gives you a fake diamond ring that he bought on sale at “Gems Are Us.”.
  6. He takes you to see a basketball game at Washington Elementary School. Admission at the game is free.
  7. His hair looks messy because he uses cheap shampoo. His underarms smell because he only uses deodorant every other day. He brushes his teeth every day with the same toothbrush that he has had for over a year.
  8. He insists that you pay for the gas in his Ford Fiesta
  9. He keeps the temperature in his house at 60 degrees to save on heating
  10. He wears the same shirt on every date. His pants are full of holes. He buys you a gift of staples and a staple remover for Christmas. He also gives you a damaged photo album that barely survived from a flooded basement.
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  1. Jasin Says:

    Lol, well done.


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