Top 10 Things Men Lie About

March 10, 2011 by Mr Arrogant  
Published in Dating

Not only do women, men too lie. Actually men lie a lot, specially to women. If a decent guy hasn’t found any girl that is impressed by him, he’s more likely to build castle of lies to get the girl. Using these lies, men really do fool the ladies and in this article I have come up with the top 10 things that men probably lie about.

Not only do women, men too lie. Actually men lie a lot, specially to women. If a decent guy hasn’t found any girl that is impressed by him, he’s more likely to build castle of lies to get the girl. Using these lies, men really do fool the ladies and in this article I have come up with the top 10 things that men probably lie about.

Sports and Exercise

Not all men are fit and exercise everyday but no man would tell this to a woman. If a woman asks a girl which sports he loves playing, the man is probable to come up with something interesting, like football, even if the man has never played football or the last time has played football was in juniorschool.

How Interesting He is !
It is known that girls do not like men who are boring and have nothing interesting in their lives. Therefore, most men lie in order to make their life sound very interesting and exciting to get the attention of the girl. Specially when talking to a girl, and the guy finds out that he likes nothing the girl is interested in, he will probably lie just to impress her.

His tool – Penis
If a man has a small willy and a girl ask how big it is, he wouldn’t tell her that he’s got a small one. Well there goes another lie. He would say he’s got a big one or a bit bigger than a average size. Though the girl asking a man about his sound is a bit stupid too, a man will probably not say he has a tiny one even if he has a really small one.

His Age
    You ask a woman her age and she’ll never say it right, thats true. Now imagine, a man who is over 26 is in a night club and meets pretty girls who are just teenagers or student aged, do you think when he introduce himself as a 30 year old man? He would want to be an uncle over there. Well this is how a man can lie in such circustances.

Female Fantasy
    A girl may have friends and relatives who are girls and look very hot and beautiful. Well, it is possible that the girl’s boyfriend may fancy them. Well, if the girl asks her boyfriend about how the girls are, the guy may probably deny his attraction to the girls and may come up with stupid reasons that the girls are not good looking because they have long nose and long faces.


Number of Sexual Partners

Well, there is another place where men may probably lie. If the man has slept with so many women which is more than expected, and is asked how many women he has slept with, he will probably lower the number. If the man has slept with less women than expected or maybe is still a virgin, the man may again lie in these cases.

Height when Online

This lie is likely to happen when online. If you are chatting with a girl and she asks you your height, you may say you’re siz-feet tall when you’re just 5ft-5 inch in real life. This can not happen in offline life but it really does happen when online.


Love and Affection
    A girl may shower her love and affection to the man, and provokes the man to utter, “I Love you too dear”  lying so that to avoid fights.

Porn-related
It is obvious that all men watch porn. If a girl asks a man whether he watches porn or not and the man replies something else, than he’s surely lying.

Job
Well, men do not lie much about jobs but may exaggerate things related to his job. For instance, a man maybe working as a normal employee in an office but when asked by a girl about his job, he may tell her that he’s the manager or any high post official working in the office.

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26 Responses to “Top 10 Things Men Lie About”
  1. ashan1614 Says:

    I don’t understand why anyone lies in an attempt to impress the oppsite sex. The truth will eventually come out, and then what? My thinking is anyone who doesn’t like me or appreciate me for who I am is not worth my time.

  2. anndavey650 Says:

    Heehee if you write about the top things women write you’ll need a bigger page! Great share!

  3. Ukrainian Says:

    Interesting…

  4. CHIPMUNK Says:

    good points made lies are often told but never admitted

  5. Edsss Says:

    I see your points! And most of it are true!

  6. Will Dee Says:

    Enjoyable read… I thought guys lied about different things…:-(

  7. bailieman Says:

    Damn, caught out again.

  8. trruk1 Says:

    We also lie about lying.

  9. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @ashan1614
    you have a point but it will certainly not change the fact that we men do lie to be impressive

  10. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @anndavey650
    ha ha. totally correct. that’s why i didn’t attempt writing about women’s lie ha ha

  11. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @ukrainian
    thanks :)

  12. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @chipmunk
    thanks. well you know its quite embarrassing to admit lies so evidently they are not admitted but often told

  13. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @edsss
    thanks friend. you see these are untold or lets say unrealized facts lol

  14. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @will dee
    guys do lie about other different things too but these are the major and common ones

  15. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @bailieman
    so funny right?

  16. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @trruk1
    lie about lying? ha ha. that’s ridiculously true

  17. Noisy Cricket Says:

    Super analysis, thank you.

  18. John Paul V Says:

    Great article!

  19. lapasan Says:

    I agree with what you have written.

  20. djbtol Says:

    Even though lying can cause a lot of problems, most of us find it easier to lie in certain situations.

  21. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @noisy cricket
    you’re welcome

  22. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @john paul v
    thanks :)

  23. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @lapasan
    isn’t it so true right?

  24. Mr Arrogant Says:

    @djbtol
    certainly. we know lying is not good but we can’t Help it. we do lie

  25. LOVELYHONEY Says:

    in the study of the human mind
    i have found that LIBRAS
    are the worlds best liars
    as they alone can build
    CASTLES in the air .
    Can you friend???

  26. LOVELYHONEY Says:

    one more question sir
    how long a penis
    is okay
    secondly how many girls
    should one have slept with,
    before declaring it ,
    as the acceptable number
    third how many virgins ,
    is a man supposed to devirginise
    before he is accetable to a woman.
    thank you Mr Sex Trainer


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