Top 10 Pickup Lines

June 28, 2011 by New York Chicken  
Published in Dating

You’re at the pub, feeling lonely, and you notice a really hot chick sitting alone. She’s out of your league, get over it. But! You see this hot chick sitting a few seats next to her, now is your chance! Give her some of these sweet pickup lines and you’ll be picking her up in no time.

Please remember, girls apparently have feelings too. At least that’s what wikipedia says. Remember, these lines are more likely to work while drunk. (Just keep that in mind.) 

In-between quotation marks would be the girl’s response.

# 10

“I looked up pickup lines on the internet, will you be with me?

#9

“Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your eyes.”

#8

“How much does a polar bear weigh?” “Enough to break the ice, hi I’m ______.”

#7

“Does this napkin smell like chloroform?” “Hey I’m ______.”

#6

“Beauty is just one light switch away, lets go.” 

#5

“Kiss me if i’m wrong, but have we met before?”

#4

“Your place or mine?”

#3

“Was your dad a donkey farmer? Because that *censor* is fine!” 

#2

“My chick wont get out of my bed, will you please help?”

AND FINALLY

#1

“You must be Irish because my penis be Dublin!”

Goodluck!

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