Things That Girls Cannot Stand About Guys

There are some things that girls really can’t stand about guys.  Here is a list of twelve of them:

1.  Girls do not like guys who have big, smelly feet.

2.  Girls do not like guys who say, “You know” in every sentence.

3.  Girls do not like guys who never use deodorant.

4.  Girls do not like guys who laugh at their own jokes.  The jokes are usually lame and juvenile.

5.  Girls do not like guys who believe that the world evolves only around Harry Potter.

6.  Girls do not like guys who suck their thumbs and then show off their slime.

7.  Girls do not like guys who like to play musical fart sounds with their hands.

8.  Girls do not like guys who make loud sucking sounds when they drink with a straw.

9.  Girls do not like guys who only talk about themselves and their accomplishments.

10. Girls do not like guys who yell and scream because they can’t get their way all the time.

11. Girls do not like guys who never floss their teeth. Also, guys who have bad breath is a big turn off.

12. Girls do not like guys who send them obscene and gross text messages.