There is Nothing New Under the Sun

It is always the same stuff. I look in the mirror. What am I seeing ? Am I sexy, attractive or even a sex vamp ? Cosmopolitan offers 20 ways to attract a guy, last week they were 10 myths about dating. Hey guys, what can’t you be straight in this matter. How much money do I need to spend on this issue ? We all know, that the good guys are already taken or they are gay. The gap is filled with unattractive dudes and players. So where am I standing ? Well, my friends could set me up. Nee, this is often waste of energy. Should I consider one night stands ? Noooooooo, this is even more deceiving. So, where am I standing ? Well, go in the disco, wear a fancy outfit. Oh my gosh !!! Now you are really desperate !!! You know what, let me spend my time achieving my dreams !!!! When He appears he will not smell any desperation.

Yeah !!!