Real Men

Ladies, know that men are just that… men. Nothing special. Don’t get me wrong, there are some men that are unique. In most men, there is something that is really exceptional, but you will almost never find a great person in the average guy. Most men can be categorized in to these few types:

• Spoiled mama’s boy
• Pretty boy
• Man’s Man
• Flunky
• No good son of a Witch
• Will do
• Deacon
• Thug
• Undercover brother/ She-man
• Mr. Right

Why You Have That Type of Man

Ladies, if you didn’t know, we get the opportunity to experience at least half of these types throughout our lives because we don’t know any better. We let things get into our heads and sometimes it’s either puberty, stupidity, pms, or THE CHANGE that causes our brains to malfunction.

So let me tell you what type of man you have and why you are going through so much sugar, honey, iced-tea with these men. We sit and cry in the dark nights mostly because we don’t understand why things happen to us when we are so good to him. Girlfriend, it’s not you, it’s the bastard your dating, or God forbid, you married.

Spoiled Mama’s Boy

To get right down to it the Spoiled Mama’s boy is just that. A spoiled little boy. He will never become a man because he’s always dependent on his mama. She thinks that no woman is good enough for her baby boy. He’s always right no matter how black your eye is and how late he stayed out last night because his mama lets him believe that this type of bull is okay, because she has accepted being treated like this down through the years. The mama’s boy will never work consistently for any amount of time to support you because he is afraid of real work and because his mama is always there for him to fall back on, so he’ll never actually stand on his own two feet and be a man. When it comes time for him to get out and get a job, anything that doesn’t pay millions for doing absolutely nothing is not good enough. And if he quits, Mama will always be there to pay all of his bills, or let him move back in because he’s her baby. God forbid you require this guy to pay a bill or two and he wants some new Jordan shoes. Lights out! Cause it ain’t happenin’ captain.

This boy will never hold down a real job, so forget it! He won’t go to college and he ain’t interested in anything bigger than the projects housing, unemployment, and ISS checks unless you are paying for it.

In the case of you getting pregnant by this guy, he’s going to want a blood test cause his mama doesn’t think that baby is his, no matter how faithful you’ve been. She also will be the one that says you trapped her son on purpose knowing that he didn’t want any children. Don’t worry, all the rumors at his family reunion about you came from her because she’s going to tell all of his auntie’s that you are a skank anyway, because you went and got pregnant on purpose by her son…all by yourself of course.

If you have this BOY, GET OUT NOW and get yourself a real man because he will never be that, at least not until his mother passes away or gets herself a real man that won’t let him move back home when you put his jackass out again.