Pick Up Lines Men Say and Things to Say to Jerks

Okay, before I get started, let me first say that this does not define all men, but it does for the majority of them and women have to watch out for this.  And also it can be turned around and be the women that do this too.

Pick up lines

Hey, babe, want to go back to my pad?

Wanna get lucky?

You are so beautiful

I’m really into you.

I’ll be true to you always

I’m single and a good man

Want to have an erotic fling?

You are exactly what I’m looking for in a woman.

I’m free how about you?

Hey hottie

You’re a great kisser

Lets go find a bedroom

I’m looking for a long term relationship (they aren’t and they only want one thing, to get you in the sack and then disappear)

And if they give you a phone number and then you call and it says unavailable and won’t let you leave a message, it probably means that they were married or in a relationship.  This happened to me a few years ago.  What an ……….

Now here are some lines you can give the jerk that has just hurt you.

Put a fork in it, you’re done.

You are a one way street.

You don’t know the first thing about commitment.

You just wanted to have your way with me, nothing more.

Go sit in your bed that you made for yourself as this girl doesn’t want any part of it.

You lying, conniving B.

What did you just say?

Go cry to your mother

You said that you loved me, but you really didn’t

Blah, blah, blah, go to hell

You nasty B

Go climb a mountain, say Mt Everest and don’t come back and find me.

See you in another life, and if I slap you in your dreams just know that it was me giving you the truth.

You do not know the half of it.

I could really care less now, and want no part of you.

I was gullible to believe you were on the same page.

Stop stringing me along.

Go find someone who cares, because I don’t.

Well, you get the point.  Please feel free your favorite lines you would say and pick up lines that you’ve received before.

Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted September 20, 2012

  I saw this photo on Facebook yesterday.  I like the fairy picture.