Bartenders are Not for Me
Three Reasons I stay away from bartenders.
I have nothing against bartenders. In fact I find bartenders very cute and attractive. I also think bar owners look for cute bartenders to attract customers which I to my little unofficial research is a very successful tactic to those who apply it. In the same lines of thinking, I decided I will never(God help me) date a bartender and here are my reasons.
1. A bartender is the one person everyone opens up to
Bartenders meet all kinds of people, the happy and the sad ones. Bars are places where people go to relieve their stresses or simply to celebrate. This means that when people get drunk, the closest person they will reveal their happiness or frustrations to, is the bartender. Even when people go to the bar in groups, bartenders still get the benefit of over-hearing things.
Here comes the problem, I need attention, in fact full attention when in a relationship. Given all the issues he hears in his work, I wonder if a bartender partner would take my issues seriously. It kind of feels normal for a bartender to hear of issues and take them lightly since the issues come and go daily.
2. A bartender keeps many secrets for many people
Bartender gets to hear so many secrets. Bartenders, especially in small towns know almost everyone and everything about everyone. Have you ever heard how if you ever get lost, all you need to do is get into the closets inn? Knowing so much about everyone and managing to hush, I wonder how many of his own secrets he will keep from me
3. A bartender meets all the beautiful girls everyday
The other day I was sitting at the bar counter having a drink. Frankly the bartender was so cute I was almost losing it. Suddenly, this really beautiful girl arrives and she went and gave a huge kiss (on the cheek, but still it got me jealous) to the bartender. There was nothing going on between me and the bartender but I was slowly developing a crush on him so you can imagine what that girl’s actions did to me.
Bartenders meet all the beautiful girls, the single and the lonely ones. What shall I wear, how many surgeries would I need to have or how nude will I have to get to please him because seriously some of the girls they see on daily basis, are almost naked except for a few inches of clothes.