20 Ways a Man Can Ensure There Will NOT be a Second Date

Dating can be a little stressful, because of the whole pre-date getting to know you period.  If you want to take the mystery out of whether there will be a second date, give these gems a try:

1 – Show up three hours late for your date, and get really mad cause that she’s retired for the night.

2 – At dinner, slurp your food and wipe your mouth with your sleeve.

3 – When it’s time to pay for the movies, take a step back.

4 – Steal money from your date’s purse.

5 – Tell your date that you have to get home soon, cause your wife needs the car.

6 – Tell your date she looks older than she sounds on the phone.

7 – Take her to your favorite hangout, then, play pool with your boys all night.

8 – Take her with you the next time you have to report to your parole officer.

9 – Cook dinner for your date, then, present her with a grocery receipt; to collect half.

10 – Take her on a picnic; contribute only beer and she doesn’t drink.

11 –  Show up drunk – don’t forget to have your beer bottle in hand.

12 – After your date cooks and serves dinner; tell her your ex’s food tasted a lot better.

13 – Show up late for dinner and bring your best friend.

14 – Ask her for $5, because you had to put $10 in your car just to get to her house.

15 – Show up for the date with an overnight bag.

16 – Before you come to pick her up, ask her how much money she has on her.

17 – When you arrive at her home, sit in your car, blow your horn, then, push her door open from the driver’s side.

18 – Call your date to tell her you will be late, cause you are out with another lady.

19 – Make fun of her family pictures.  

20 – Ask her how much money she makes, cause you only date $40,000 a year and up.  

You can try one of these anti-second date tips, or get creative, do a combo or come up with your own.  You shouldn’t be surprised at the results, unless, of course, she agrees to a second date.  In the event that she does accept an invite to a second date, you have truly hit the jackpot and should immediately head to the jewelry store and buy her a ring.  This woman will put up with you through thick and thin.

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