20 Clues Your Boyfriend is a Keeper
A handy uplifting guide to staying with your love bunny.
I’ve written a few articles and I’ve noticed that I’m very negative. Why does everything I write have to be about breaking up? Why can’t I be fair and equal in my writing? I know for a fact there are some great guys (and gals if you are into that sort of thing…not that there’s anything wrong with it…oh, sheesh) out there. Let’s give it up to them (go ahead and clap)! Anyway, how can you tell that your honey is a hero and not a zero (sheesh, again. I’m corny.)? Well, for all you clueless lovers, I’ve compiled a list of twenty (obvious) clues that your baby is a keeper!
He doesn’t spit in your face
If he only spits on cops, teachers, crossing guards and the like but doesn’t spit on you, which can only mean one thing: he likes you. A Lot. Consider yourself a lucky (and dry) woman.
He hasn’t hit you in a really long time
Would your man be considered someone who is “free with his hands”? Well count yourself a lucky woman if he hasn’t been “free” in the last couple of days. He said he’d never do it again…so it must be true, right?
He’s always with you. Always.
Your man would make a stalker seem lazy. He’s with you so much, he’s like a shadow-but manlier! He’s with you right now, isn’t he? Laugh together! It’s fun to pretend you have a Siamese twin!
You’ve never actually caught him in a lie
Your guy is super. If you have any doubts or suspicions, he lays them to rest. He’s got an explanation for everything. Isn’t that grand?
He keeps his cheating on the down low
You already know men cheat; they’ve always cheated on you. You appreciate your guy that he keeps his cheating a secret. No hoes calling the house at all hours. He takes a shower before he comes home. He doesn’t mess up and call you by the other woman’s name. What a gentleman!
He only borrows money on your payday
Your man considers your feelings. He knows that asking you for money a week before payday only makes you feel guilty because you don’t have any money to give him. He waits until you’re flush, and then hits you up for cash. He’s ever so thoughtful.
He keeps his baby mama in check
Just because some “ho had a baby by your man doesn”t give her the right to butt into your relationship. Your man keeps her in check! He let her know that he’s got a new woman now and he can’t have any drama. Now that’s a real man!