Cheating Women Live Longer

September 18, 2010 by Jimmy Shilaho  
Published in Relationships

Cheating has its advantages especially in women. Women who cheat discretely and get away with it have the tendency to live longer than those who remain faithful all their lives, waiting for their good for nothing man to come home drunk and snore immediately after dinner. If you have never cheated, try it and see….

What type of wife or girlfriend are you? Are you the traditional wife or girlfriend who is always faithful and will do anything for your husband or boyfriend or a more liberated woman who knows what she wants and can cheat and get away with it? Well, there is every reason to cheat and live longer. Don’t you think so?

  1. Cheating introduces some spice into a marriage – The monotony of one sexual partner can be depressing to say the least. Cheating on your partner will introduce some variety into your sex life hence adding spice to an otherwise boring life, and this is just what you need in order to live longer, isn’t it?
  2. Good sex is great exercise and therapeutic too – Stay at home moms have a rather boring life. Their drunken husbands snore away immediately after eating supper and leave them with no chance of enjoying the therapeutic effects of good sex. Cheating introduces this missing link and works wonders on their hearts as well as bodies.
  3. Cheating may be a form of sharing problems – Problems shared are problems half solved. Cheating women are more likely to halve their problems than those who stick to the same un-listening partner day in, day out. If a man can not listen, if a man won’t talk, going out for a chat and so much more may actually work wonders.
  4. Sexual excitement reduces craving for junk food – Cheating generates fresh interest into sex and sexuality. This sexual excitement reduces craving for junk food which may contribute not only to weight loss but also to a longer and healthier life for cheating women.
  5. Cheating rejuvenates – A cheating woman appears younger, more beautiful and has greater awareness of her surrounding. She gets more out of life in terms of quality and quantity. Cheating reinvigorates and it’s this energy that can make cheating women live longer than their faithful counterparts.

There you are, if you have never cheated, perhaps its time you tried. It will open your world to a whole world of new possibilities. You will feel younger, stronger and more beautiful. You will live longer than if you were to remain faithful and that is the beauty of it all.

Disclaimer - This information is for those discrete enough to cheat without being caught. When you are caught, your life will be reduced by 50% instead. Take care!

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18 Responses to “Cheating Women Live Longer”
  1. LoveDoctor Says:

    LOL. This is a very amusing article. Are you feeling okay?

  2. Nykesha Alexandra Says:

    This is amazing! keep it up!

  3. Phoenix Montoya Says:

    Entertaining as usual and I like the warning the most :)

  4. Rehoboth Says:

    $- nice post-$

  5. Mickey Veluxe Says:

    Finally somebody encourages the truth; entertaining and truthful share.

  6. Raj the Tora Says:

    Wow Jimmy, you never cease to fascinate even while educating. You should be a great teacher and counselor. Great analysis and I loved the Disclaimer. However, we are in a society where people read the disclaimers and statutory warnings and still go ahead with their escapades :)

  7. wonder Says:

    Very interesting.

  8. My World Says:

    Nice post………….

    thanks for share.

  9. Aiyanna Says:

    Interesting read!!! Must say the disclaimer took the cake though… :-)

  10. leno Says:

    wonderful article? interesting read? cheat on your partner and live longer is interesting? Hmmm, may your partner cheat on you so as to live longer. Can i get an amen?

  11. Starpisces Says:

    something new to me! Haha, I all the while thought is the other way round. A humorous and unique way of advising people not to cheat their spouses.

  12. LCM Linda Says:

    First feeling, shocked. Give it more thought, you are a very good observer. I think the traditional woman can be a fake cheated woman to her husband, just to spicy their own sex life. Thanks for sharing.

  13. Mr Arrogant Says:

    Wow
    very well written

    though i am a bit skeptic about it too.

    still You article was very convincing.

    but i really don.t want my girl friend to be definitely cheating

  14. faithful Says:

    ummm…. who ever agrees should just die cuz that stays on your soul and the guilt will always be there. this can ruin your lie and your next relationship not all men are drunks and asses maybe u should check yoursel out cuz u might be the retard hear

  15. Stupid decision Says:

    i just read this article and I find myself laughing because I just cheated on my husband for the first time and it was with a friend of ours. Basically, one of his best friends. It was sssssssssooooooooooooo amazing. We spent 3 days sneaking around to make it happen. All of a sudden, he says “can’t do this anymore\”. It\’s wrong and not a good idea to continue. I’m so devastated. We all hang out all the time so I will always see him and want more. I\’m really hurt about this. I should never have cheated in the first place. Cheating is not good!!

  16. Stupid decision Says:

    i just read this article and I find myself laughing because I just cheated on my husband for the first time and it was with a friend of ours. Basically, one of his best friends. It was sssssssssooooooooooooo amazing. We spent 3 days sneaking around to make it happen. All of a sudden, he says \”can\’t do this anymore\\\”. It\\\’s wrong and not a good idea to continue. I\’m so devastated. We all hang out all the time so I will always see him and want more. I\\\’m really hurt about this. I should never have cheated in the first place. Cheating is not good!!

  17. willie wondka Says:

    maybe so, but for some it could be a means to an end to a relationship or a marriage to break up. Even though i wasnt married, i was the last to know what was going on and i was hurt in the processed. Added insult to injury he refused to end the relationship and lost his best friend as it was his girlfriend he was seeing, on top of that he had his parents who saw no wrong in what he was doing.
    She did eventually do the same thing to him later on which was nice.

  18. Jeff Powers Says:

    Almost makes me want to get married so I can cheat.:)


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