Operation: A Cup

Are you tired of only being confined to boring bra colors and styles? Just not getting that much “excite” over tan, black and white? Are you annoyed with the few colorful and stylish options coming with huge puffy pads sewn on the inside? Are you “just done” with the feelings of disgust and jadedness in department lingerie stores?

It’s time to get perky! We need to reclaim American retail stores for the little people! It’s time retail buyers are reminded that not everyone drank hormone-packed milk as a child. It’s time that fitness & health magazines recognize the natural athletes who don’t cave into pressures to get breast augmentations.

Of course more curvy women should still have sizes and styles that fit them, but we need not be forgotten. We have boobs too! Less cleavage & less coverage doesn’t mean less options. It should actually mean more.

I would think with less to cover, we could actually get away with some racy lacy designs. Maybe this is my new calling. That’s it, I’m pulling out my sewing machine, sewing colorful laces together, and going to start up my own line for little boobs.

Not to get my panties in a bunch, but the next challenge we face is creating thongs to match. Macy’s smallest women’s panty size is a five which so the g-string gets baggy & bunchy in places it’s just not hygenically refreshing to do so. Not only that but if being modeled or pranced around in without outer clothing on, it’s not as aesthetically pleasing either. No more baggy drawers!

Help me fight the War on Lingerie in America for Little People. Shoulder to shoulder we can cause new and sensuous boulder holders that meet our frames. Boycott the boring colors! Write letters to the companies. Send me your measurements, favorit colors & fabric choices, and seriously, let’s start our own line.

This is Beka your small boob bra advocate signing off. I’d like your thoughts on my editorials, please write.