Ten Dead Giveaways That Your a Mom
May 19, 2007 by Megan Williams
Published in Motherhood
How can people tell that you are a mom? Is it the juice boxes in your purse? or is it the play-doh in your hair?
- You look like you haven’t slept for days.
- You have a Spiderman band-aid on your finger.
- You smell like play-doh and apple juice.
- Only seven of your toenails are polished.
- Your socks don’t match.
- You eat string cheese and a juicy-juice box for “snack time”.
- Your refrigerator has alphabet magnets and pictures of Barney on it.
- Your shopping cart at the grocery store is filled with Spongebob gummy snacks, Scooby snacks, Capin’ Crunch, and Milk.
- You automatically cut the crust off any and every sandwich.
- Your purse is filled with granola bars, toys, band-aids, diapers, wipes, keys, cell phone, emergency contact list, tampons, wallet, pictures, nail clippers, socks, and everything else but the kitchen sink.
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May 20th, 2007 at 10:57 am
You Are a Mum(mom) or You’re a Mum(mom) not your a Mum (mom). This is incorrect grammar.
June 14th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
so true!!!
one of my best friends is a mother, and the purse thing is very correct. even I developed some ‘mom-purse’ syndrome with singlets of formula,baby socks and lots of little jingly trinkets to keep the little boy occupied.