Why Married Women Should Have Affairs
You’re young and you deserve a couple affairs in your lifetime.
To all the married women out, the healthiest thing you can do is have an affair with another guy. What your husband doesn’t know won’t hurt him. The chances are pretty high your husband is cheating on you when he’s away at work for long hours anyways. What type of people should a married woman have an affair with? Anyone! Kissing and sex is good because it releases endorphins that make your body feel happy. This is very healthy for you. Flirt with your boss, your college professor, your co-workers, students at school, your neighbors, dentist, and your husband’s brother. As long as your husband doesn’t find out, I don’t see how it can do any harm. Sex is very pleasurable and marriage/relationships should not keep you from enjoying life.
In my opinion, married people who have affairs are less likely to divorce. Why? Because they get all that sexual tension out of their system when they have sex with another human being. Many will attack Senator John Edwards for impregnating his mistress while his wife was undergoing chemotherapy, but he was just doing what feels good. If you think about the consequences every time you want to do something that feels good, you’ll feel miserable all your life. Yes, there is STD’s out there. But that’s why people wear condoms.
My wife use to cheat on me all the time with another man. Surprisingly, that other man was my brother. I was angry at her first but then I realized why she did it. She did it because it was suspensful. She risked being caught and it made the affair more adventurous for her. After talking with her, we came to an agreement. If we have an affair on the side of our marriage, then we have to take each other out for dinner every single week. So I get to enjoy being both married and dating 2 seperate women. And my wife gets to do it with 2 seperate men. Me and my wife’s marriage couldn’t be happier because of the promise we made to take each other out on a date every week.
Now I know you women are a bit scared of having an affair due to the fear of getting pregnant. Thanks to the wonders of science and technology, abortion has never been easier. When my wife was cheating on me, she was shocked when she learned that she was pregnant. We agreed that if I was going to let my wife continue dating other men, then she would have to get an abortion. So now whenever she is pregnant, she gets an abortion and the process is really easy and painless.
I know we live in a conservative nation, and most likely people will look at this article and think it’s satire. This article is not satire, nor am I joking. I am dead serious with this article, and I feel America would have a lesser divorce rate if people would stop going crazy every time their wife or husband cheats on them. It is based around my true beliefs that love should be free and marriage should not tie someone down if they want to fool around. Marriage is just a piece of paper. It’s not ownership of your soul. Married women should have all the sex they want with anyone they know and not feel ashamed about it. I know there are many words like “whore” or “slut” that get used about women who fool around, but that’s only because men think they should be the only ones allowed to cheat.
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September 25th, 2009 at 6:59 am
allow each other to have affairs? how very cosmopolitan (and booooooooooooooring) of you.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Okay .. now that all those endorphins thingy out of your system frm the great sex, now how do you handle the guilt that will be eating you?
September 25th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Borneon doesn’t get it at all – the point is, you don’t HAVE to feel guilty about it. We are conditioned by our society to:
feel guilt
be possessive
be jealous
be afraid
These negative things are not necessary, but from the day we are born we are taught to feel this way and to live inside a littel box of what society says is OK and what is not OK…those rules are hardly universal to those with the self-esteem, confidence, and security to live life on their own terms.
There are certain common characters that those willing to open their marriages to outside sexual experiences have in common: strong self-esteem, deep self-confidence, a level of commitment to their spouse that goes far deeper than (and is not depdendent on) sexual exclusvity, and a desire to maximize their spouse’s happiness and life experiences.
THose that are most afraid of these types of open sexuality are generally fearful and insecure. They are terrified they will lose their spouse, and their self-esteem is built on whether or not they can control the sexual life of their spouse.
September 26th, 2009 at 3:14 am
Hi! Regardless of my opinion on the subject matter, I must comment that David gives a very good argument for his point! It’s definitely a controversial subject for which the comment was well thought out and well written. =)
September 28th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
You ignorant fool! How dare you post something like this on the internet! Im not going to judge you, because as a man of God, I know my place. But I feel that I am obliged to warn you that you are on a straight away path destined for Hell.
In the Bible, God clearly states that a man is held responsible for all of the blood that he has corrupted. You telling these people that cheating on your husband or wife is acceptable and is good? You’re saying that ADUALTRY is worth it? Would you rather screw the girl next door just because she is “more attractive” than the woman you made vows with?
ADULTRY is a SIN!!! And pretty close to ADULTRY is LUST, which is a DEADLY SIN!!! You must be a Captain of Satan’s army if you can honestly put this stuff online knowing that some of the weak minded people will believe you!!
People, please I beg of you not to listen to this fool’s article especially if you believe in a higher being of existance. If you have any small belief of Life After Death, dont listen to this aritcle! Dont condemn your soul towards Eternal Damnation for this one man’s ignorance! I’ve been taught that you never know when your time to go is, so live your life right while you can!
September 28th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
This article, short of having valid points to make, has some really overly-simplified arguments. It’s trite, and juvenile.
HOWEVER
Antuan, as a “man of God” you owe it to yourself and everybody else in the world to be humble, open minded, and to accept the simple fact that the bible, whether or not one believes it to be holy, has been written and rewritten by the fragile, confused, and fallible hand of humankind. Its writing and interpretation, like anything anyone says, regardless of their profession, experience, or belief, is influenced by one’s upbringing and the life that one lives.
People will never universally agree completely on what is sacred; you must decide what is sacred to YOU. So yes, withhold your judgment, and while your at it, keep your sanctimony in check lest it grow into judgement, or worse — rage.
September 28th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
From my study of the human mind
I know all human beings cheat
Whether openly or in ones bathroom
Or in fantasising
There is nothing wrong
Just get caught
Boldly face the consequences
Be lying with anyone and cheating
You will love and live a100 years
Take it or leave it
All sex gives and we deserve.
The guilt is in one’s mind
Wherein this world
Can us one species
Of human find
As far as you don’t get AIDS and
HIV, STD’s
And take precautions
Endorphins are like morphine
September 28th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Its such a disappointment to see that all of these people believe in what this man is saying. What ever happened to Faith? Anyone who agrees that cheating is ok, then thats what you think. But would you let your husband or wife do it to you?
What you dont know CAN and WILL hurt you. For example, if you dont know your lover is sleeping around and gets HIV and then has unprotected sex with you… What then? I guess it wont hurt because you don’t know that you are now HIV positive… Right?
Idiots… Why live a life of sin that is limited to a certain amount of years, and die and descend from earth to Hell, when you can just try to live right, and live in the sky with God after death and be truely happy for eternity?
This article is wrong, and I feel that my God is telling me to fight this article in His name to help Him guide you all to righteousness, and thats what I’ll do.
September 30th, 2009 at 5:10 am
Your arguments are bizarre and dangerous to couples. I think I will write a response to this article when I am done with my current article. Regardless, I hope all readers exercise their right to be skeptical.
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:21 am
its very likely that your husband is cheating??? where are you getting those facts from? If you don\’t want to be with that one person than why bother getting married so that way you will still have low divorce rate. marriage shouldn\’t be thought of as a trap. In my opinion sooner or later dating other people while in a relationship will lead to jealousy or loss of feelings for each other and then break ups, also you are more likely to end up like sex partners.
October 4th, 2009 at 10:33 am
It sounds like the article was mainly written to rationalize your and your wife’s issues and inability to build a mutually beneficial relationship.
So please, abstain from generalizing. Some men (and women) do enjoy and get a lot from having a single partner and wouldn’t ruin it for anything in the world.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I’ve been married many years. Up until the last three, we were riding on waves of new marriage, new home, kids. Now that there is some stability in our lives, it tuns out we don’t have that much in common and apparently our original desire was based more on passion than on true love and sexual compatibility. We dated for three years, but apparently that wasn’t enough–or maybe it was too much. I didn’t have any hesitation at the time.
Anyway, I find myself asking if marriage is such a good idea. How can you know 10 years down the road if you’ll still be compatible when you have kids and a mortgage? And people change.
I’ve read it is selfish to think of getting satisfaction outside of a marriage. But what if you’re the only one in the marriage willing to fix things? My husband SAYS he wants it to work, but then he doesn’t do the work. And if you always put other people’s needs in front of your own, you become burnt out and resentful. Is that a way to live?
I’m definitely not going to find the answer from someone purporting to know God’s will. I read The Shack and agree with many of the ideas presented by that author, and agree with ptr Says who reminds us that the bible is subject to the fallability of humans.
So, at least for now while I’m figuring out 1) to stay married or not and 2) to have an affair or not, I’m at least willing to read differing opinions that might be helpful in some way. I may reject kungfupoo’s arguments, but you have to admit, some have logic behind them.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
If I haven’t been cheating on my husband we would have separated by now.
I love him to bits and we are quite happy together but he doesn’t satisfy me which is a shame. Still I’ll never leave him!
October 17th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Men, this is why you should NOT get married unless you know the woman has good values. Yes, all women and men cheat in some way or the other (Thinking of other women or men while showering, etc) but at the same time, traditional values would prevent a decent woman from cheating, because she knows the heartache and pain it will cause if she cheats.
Nobody has a right to ruin their marriage for selfish reasons. Yes, there are attractions to others, but you also have to remember about the children and your family. The fact that magazines and blogs like this shame us men into accepting relationships being destroyed shows that marriage is a lose-lose situation for most men, and unless you know what you’re getting into in marriage (Half your income, most of your house and your kids will all go to her, even if she initiates the divorce or infidelity), you’re going to screw yourself over.
Oh, and more advice to men, if you’re in a relationship: Get a vasectomy or make sure you wrap it before you tap it and then put vodka in the goo or or else you’ll have to deal with this BS for at least 20 years and most likely, you will never see the fruits of your genes. Women in this society aren’t meant to be trusted, and they have to earn your trust. Until then, don’t reproduce.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Swingers rock!