Jokes in English

April 10, 2013 by astrex98  
Published in Marriage

Funny jokes.

Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for?

Husband : Nothing

Nothing…?? U have been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date

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Q – What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife?

A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures u Continue to do so

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?

Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?

Millionaire: ” Billionaire

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