Thirteen Signs That Your Boyfriend is Weird

September 22, 2012 by Steven West  
Published in Beauty

Thirteen humorous signs that your boyfriend is weird.

Is your boyfriend a little strange?  Does he act different?  Here are thirteen signs that your boyfriend is weird:

1.   Your boyfriend likes to put broccoli in his cereal.  He also spreads horse radish on his toast.

2.   Your boyfriend likes to polish his shoes with steel wool. 

3.   Your boyfriend likes to gargle his mouth with Hawaiian Punch.

4.   Your boyfriend likes to pick the lint off a blanket, one piece at a time.

5.   Your boyfriend likes to wear a float when he is taking a shower.

6.   Your boyfriend likes to squeeze toothpaste on his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

7.   Your boyfriend likes to feed his pet snake a granola bar.

8.   Your boyfriend likes his snake to feed him a granola bar.

9.   Your boyfriend likes to dance naked in the middle of his bedroom while chanting, “I’m a jelly fish.  Feel my waist.  I come from a planet far in space.”

10.  Your boyfriend likes to collect dandruff from other people’s hair.

11.  Your boyfriend likes to pretend that he is a wolf.  He sits up on the roof at night and howls at the moon.

12.   Your boyfriend likes to pretend that he is the Goodyear blimp.  He writes a message on his chest with a marker.  The message says, “You can score more points if you touch my belly button.”

13.   Your boyfriend likes to eat white rice with a spatula.  He likes to jam five fortune cookies in his mouth.  He believes that this will instill good fortune in his life.

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  1. Rose that grew from concrete Says:

    Ha Ha and i thought the one i was with now was quirky enough . Great post

  2. elee Says:

    Thanks a lot for this


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