A guide to women on Mr. Right.
Mr right always likes to be in disguise. He attempts to hide himself to look like an average person, maybe a bit thin, sometimes too pudgy, but always very quiet. Mr. Right doesn’t talk to allot of girls, because he is scared they will either mace him, or attack in a wild stampede that will destroy his precious computer, or glasses or any of a dozen other small possessions he owns.
Mr right usually can be found building cool things that blow your mind. If a guy can’t build anything he is not a Mr right. Mr Right is not preoccupied with the present, in fact many times, Mr Right is downright boring, but he is prepared for the future. He is as many people say “a man with a plan”.
In his own quiet way at the end of the day, when all the jocks give up and say that their lives have been wasted away, Mr Right will emerge from his quiet hiding hole surrounded by piles of money, marching robots, (or soldiers), newly fabricated cars, a self confidence that he built from dirt to titanium a fortune that’s built all the same and a quiet look of patience and confidence around before he drives off. And on that day, you will recognize Mr Right for who he is. But at that point he will be way out of your league. So look around, if you can find the boy who tinkers with his electronics, or builds his houses or writes his web pages or a hundred other little things, you will have found Mr. Right.
No guy is born a Mr. Right. Its a process of hardening and thought that some go through and others don’t. The ones who don’t many times end up with allot of bling, but no substance. They got their riches quick through either borrowing it, stealing it or inheriting it. They are cocky, they have the appearance of substance to back them up, but their facade will wear away and it will show in other areas of their life. In the end they are nothing but scared selfish little boys who use women as just another toy and when all of the money is spent, when the rubber meets the road they are nothing but dirt in an electroplated chrome finish. And yes, I know that its impossible to electroplate dirt because its not a conductive material unless its an ore. I’m sorry, did I just bore you? I am a Mr. Right by the way and when you get that feeling you just got right this last second, pay attention, listen up and get your game on girls. Cause Mr. Right is a hard catch. And don’t even try catching me. I am one of the guys who drove off already.