Ten Signs That Your Boyfriend Has a Giant Ego
Humorous signs that your boyfriend is becoming too egotistical.
Does your boyfriend feel like he is King of the Universe? Does your boyfriend have a bloated ego? Here are ten signs that your boyfriend is becoming too egotistical.
1. Your boyfriend spends thirty minutes a day just admiring himself in the mirror.
2. Your boyfriend brags that having sex with him is the greatest pleasure on Earth.
3. Your boyfriend says that his opinions are the only ones that matter in a relationship.
4. Your boyfriend insists that he will look after all the finances even though you aren’t married. He will want to handle all of the investing without any input from you. He will say that he is a stock market genius even if he has a losing record in making investments.
5. Your boyfriend will take you only to his favorite restaurants.
6. Your boyfriend will ask you not to put your hands in his absolutely perfect hair.
7. Your boyfriend will tell you not to cry because your tears might get on his nice, expensive suit.
8. Your boyfriend will tell you how lucky that you have him as a boyfriend. He will tell you how women drool when they see him. He will then suggest that you have some plastic surgery so that you can look as good as he does.
9. Your boyfriend will tell you that he cannot do any household chores because he might break a fingernail.
10. Your boyfriend will talk nonstop about his exciting day of work at the accounting firm. He will talk for over two hours until you fall asleep on the couch.